id love to hike! AND YOU DIDN’T ANSWER MY QUESTION

Well I don’t have a tiara, and no one has thrown a masquerade in my honor, therefore I am no princess,
show yourself anon. show me your face.
My mom is being mad jealous because I’m not even a member at the gym. What can I say, Eddie takes care of his Starbucks girl. Though I’ve got to say I did kind of plea to have him help me be a healthier me. Oh shucks.
If you are a dream come true why am I not a princess and you my prince?
SLUT
why’d you fucking quit! come back. we need some dry poor sense of humor again. Help. SOS. Save ussssss.
or perish.

Oh em gee, Leonardo DiCaprio is that you?!