Well I don’t have a tiara, and no one has thrown a masquerade in my honor, therefore I am no princess,
show yourself anon. show me your face.
My mom is being mad jealous because I’m not even a member at the gym. What can I say, Eddie takes care of his Starbucks girl. Though I’ve got to say I did kind of plea to have him help me be a healthier me. Oh shucks.
If you are a dream come true why am I not a princess and you my prince?
Oh em gee, Leonardo DiCaprio is that you?!